How We Started:
Once upon a time there was a husband named Calvin, who watched a pile of scrapbook supplies turn into a mountain.
"What!" he cried, "You bought even more? You have enough stuff to open your own store!"
So he picked out a building, and picked up a licence, at this, Karen was quite frightened.
Calvin thought, "She'll clean out her room and the store will be stocked! Then all of her buying is sure to be stopped!"
She smiled at him and said, "I love you Honey! I'm buying NEW stuff for the store, by the way I need more money!"
Karen wrote this, and yes it all rhymed. This story is old and surely not new. But one thing is certain. It truly is all true.